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October 13th, 2007

Quick new recipe!

 WOW It smells wonderful in here already and all I did was put some EVOO in a saute pan, and a palmfull of nice smoky cumin! I'm gonna run my knife through my husbands testicles, throw them in the EVOO and cumin, next im gonna add 6 cloves of garlic, an anchovie, some capers, some red pepper flakes, some tomatos, and now I have a wonderful figure friendly Testicle Puttanesca! Well i'm all out of time for today, i'm Rachael Ray and remember a fast, figure friendly, evoo soaked meal is only :30minutes away. Bye!

It's Cocktail Time for Aunt Sandy!

It's called a TamponTini and all I do is squeeze all the juice from 33 used heavy flow tampons into a mixing glass, add ice and vodka mix, and strain into martini glasses... Can I tell you something? This is the BEST cocktail i've ever dranken and i've had LOTS of cocktails!  Now it's Tablescape time, Now I just took old used heavy flow maxipads and tampons, and put them all over the table.. Its super super simple and easy to do..
Thanks for watching, and remember, keep it smart, keep it sweet, keep it slutty and always keep it, semi-homemade.  I'm Sandra Lee.. BYE!!!

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